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Copyright by Flora Breen Robison

 

A FREE VERSE POEM ABOUT CAT “OWNERSHIP”

 

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What Is She Trying To Say To Me? Am I A Mind Reader? Do I Need To Be?

Source: Flora Breen Robison

 

 

WAYS TO DECIPHER YOUR CAT’S STARE

 

You cat is hungry

You cat is hungry, but does not like the food you gave her

Your cat is sure the food she wants is on your plate-share!

If she keeps at you, eventually you will pick out the correct food

The food in her dish is too old, too dry, too wet

The food dish is empty

The water in her dish is too cold

The water is too hot

The water is too old

The food dish is way over there..it should be in front of her

You are eating when she isn’t

You are sitting in her chair

You are using her pillow

You are siiting on her part of the couch

You are not sitting on the couch ..lap needed!

You want to sleep where she wants to sleep

Hello! Time to lick, rub chin against human

You are not paying enough attention to her

She wants to sit on your lap

She wants you to give up the afghan

You are too quiet…what are you doing?

You are too noisy..she wants to sleep

No meds!

She is annoyed with you

You must unblock her escape

No, you are not getting up you are staying put

Cat and human must stay in the same room

Staring contest!

Only the cat knows…

 

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